Thursday, June 25, 2009

If you don't mind about 80% of the posts being overtly crass, proceed.  But there are some real gems sprinkled in there. 


A few faves.  I love picturing what the situation must have been to elicit these texts!

(847): Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.

(618): for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.

(228): Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?

(805): Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?

(253): My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?

(860): I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?


2 comments:

Katie said...

I love this site! Where r the posts girl??? I just started a new one... http://smileyeyes.wordpress.com/

Unknown said...

I wanted the name of the blog for myself, but it seems like someone got there first.