Thursday, June 25, 2009

If you don't mind about 80% of the posts being overtly crass, proceed.  But there are some real gems sprinkled in there. 

A few faves.  I love picturing what the situation must have been to elicit these texts!

(847): Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.

(618): for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.

(228): Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?

(805): Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?

(253): My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?

(860): I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?

Friday, May 01, 2009

a poem for the swingers, a poem for the playgirls of the universe:

I like women who haven't lived with too many men or 
had too many one night stands.
I don't expect a virgin but I simply prefer a woman
who hasn't been rubbed dry by experience.

There is a quality about women who have chosen 
men sparingly;
it appears in their walk
in their eyes
in their laughter and in
their gentleness.

Women who have had many men
seem to choose each next
out of vengeance rather than 

When one plays the field, one works against 
all purposes:
one can't create love or 
You're finally left with the same 
you have given:

Some human beings are delicate things,
some human beings are delicious and wondrous 

If you want to piss on the sun,
go ahead
but leave them


This is lovely.

I don't know where my friend got this; he said he stumbled it.

"If you want to piss on the sun, 
go ahead
but leave them 

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I want to have little videoclips like this of my life.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

These are incredible photos.  These make me want to do something colorful like photography for a career.  

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Lately I've found myself wishing I had someone to come home to (besides roommates).  It's a gray evening, and I feel lonely after having spent the entire weekend with the loveliest, most fun people.  I find myself wishing for a husband, but I know that's not right for me right now.  I almost didn't want to post this for fear of it sounding needy.  But I don't think neediness is the issue.  I think that it's natural for people to want someone to just be there, even if you're not interacting.  I'm not getting married anytime soon; only thinking.  Just knowing the person you love most in the world is there with you in your home sounds like a wonderful way to live.  

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Just a little happy blip to say that I'm excited and feeling positive about life.  : )

There will always be changes I'll probably want to make and dreams I'll wish to fulfill, but right now, in this moment, I'm happy.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Wow, it's been a while since I've been on.  I guess I haven't felt much like posting b/c not many other people have posted a lot lately.  That's not a very good reason for not posting, but I'm a comment snob, what can I say?

In truth, March and this whole semester have been a whirlwind.  I literally do not know where they have gone.  Time flies when you're having......drama and shit tons of homework and trying to figure out what you want to do with your life.  But I can't complain.  What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger.  : P  Still, I'm glad my stomach's no longer eating itself due to stress like it was during December, January, and the better part of February.  And there's been some fun thrown in the mix (like spring break to DFW), so it hasn't been bad.

Not gonna lie, I'm still a bit hung up over the fact that I have so much school left, should I decide to follow my current (doctoral) plan.  I'm pretty sure I'm masochistic for voluntarily creating a life plan that involves more school, but I just can't think of another job that even comes close to how much I want to pursue Clinical (or maybe Counseling) Psychology.

I'm currently apartment hunting.  The problem is, all the ones I really want are out of my price range!  : P  But I'm sure that a less plush version will do just fine.  It will be SOOOOO nice to finally have my own place.  And not that I'm thinking of tying the knot anytime soon, but I can't imagine getting married and never having lived on my own.  I guess I've always known that's something I want to do before I get hitched.  So I may get it out of the way early, heh.  By the way, does anyone in the appropriate marrying age-range also feel WAY too young to get married?  I went to two weddings this weekend.  Yeah.

Good news--I've got both my practicum and research position nailed down for next year, so that's a HUGE relief and load off my shoulders.  It's a little scary because now it's feeling real.

Tonight, life is good.  I have a sleepy little sausage angel puppy lying on my bed (she was snuggling up against me earlier, which she rarely does, and it makes me so happy).  I'm studying for a test that is psychology-related (Applied Behavior Analysis), so the material is interesting (I'm secretly waiting for the promised class periods where she teaches us how to curb the behaviors of other adults in our lives, mwahahahaha).  In a few days I meet a never-before-met friend from Mexico for coffee.  Due to the approaching EastercoughSpring Holiday, the week's a 3-day week, so it should be a breeze.  So many opportunities and choices lie before me.  I can and will choose to focus on the positive.  If we're lucky, we only have 100 years; better make the most of every second.  Life is good.