If you don't mind about 80% of the posts being overtly crass, proceed. But there are some real gems sprinkled in there.
A few faves. I love picturing what the situation must have been to elicit these texts!
(847): Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
(618): for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
(228): Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
(805): Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
(253): My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
(860): I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
